A Fresh Batch of Dating Slang
Dating is no longer a ‘simple ‘single’ or ‘taken’ checklist anymore. It's a rollercoaster of labels, statuses, and a dizzying mix of Doja Cat lyrics. Would you expect anything less when Gen Z is leading the charge?
Traditional labels seem antiquated in comparison to the more nuanced language in use on the internet today. We sound old just for saying that in a sentence. From ‘rizz’ and ‘ghosting’ to ‘situationships’ and ‘cookie-jarring’, here’s how to keep up with internet culture one dating slang at a time. Don’t forget to brush up on your internet slang, because you want to be a ‘green flag’, not just a ‘beige flag’.
Cookie-jarring
Cookies may be the comfort food for your soul, but there’s a dating trend that will not hit the same sweet spot as freshly baked oatmeal raisins. “Cookie-jarring” is the dating equivalent of keeping a backup snack. I.e. someone is conveniently kept on hold until their preferred option is unavailable. A bit harsh? We agree!
Love Bombing
According to the Urban Dictionary, love-bombing is a manipulative game where someone showers you with affection to reel you in. It's like a failing relationship on fast-forward. We've all scoffed at the idea that we’d never fall for such obvious flattery, but the truth is, love bombing sneaks up on you and completely changes the game.
Crypt-ick
Ever gotten the ick, but times a thousand? Say hello to the crypt-ick. It's that cringe-worthy moment when your partner's obsession with something, be it pickleball, Taylor Swift, or a movie character, turns into a one-man / woman show you're basically forced to attend solo. Like being stuck in some kind of endless loop of their favourite subject—trust us, not much fun.
Orbiting
Orbiting refers to a situation when someone from your past hovers in your online world, liking posts and stories, but avoids returning to the real world for an honest conversation or relationship. Ask yourself: Is it worth it?
Breadcrumbing
Breadcrumbing is a sly game. It's when someone keeps you hooked with promises of a real relationship but never commits to the full course. Unfair, if you ask!
Soft Launch
Some couples are taking a slow-burn approach to relationship announcements, posting subtle clues about their new partner on social media. Think blurry faces and hand-holding snippets. It's like a digital game of hide-and-seek, but with a romantic twist.
